Sunday, September 04, 2005

Violated Continued !!!

Hall is becoming an increasingly dangerous place to live in. Here is a report of yet another violation.

The Orc violated Neeti Friday night. Neeti, Wee Kiat and Sid were dancing Salsa and drinking in Sid's room. In the guise of dancing salsa The Orc kept getting closer and closer to Neeti. And when he was near enough carnal orc instincts took over and he indulged in some ferocious grinding. All efforts on the part of poor traumatised Neeti to ward of these advances were met by some raucous giggling and further exaggerated pelvic movements.

This begets the question. What ever happened to our beloved Dutchie - the gentle, reserved Wee Kiat of the famous mammary glands? Rumour has it that while partying in Moscow an alien disguised as a boobilicious, blonde Russian kidnapped him and replaced him with this beast with fearsome copulatory tendencies.
SPECIES III anyone...watch out guys.

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