Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Violated eyesight : King Kong rampage (in panties)....

Descending block 6 stairs for a calm midnight stroll I turned my attention and direction towards a more familiar building. Upon my arrival I was greeted by the site of a topless and not so "cute cute " polar bear carrying on a conversation within the 3rd floor toilet with a foul smelling biped. Having let my curiosity get the better of me I had to know what form of animal could possibly emit such an ungodly smell while cleansing itself. So obviously the only solution was for me to remove the biped's clothing from its surroundings thus forcing it to end its yearly cleansing ritual abruptly and come out.

This obviously was a mistake. Because upon the discovery of its missing clothing the biped(who I will from now on refer to as King Kong) with an ear splitting "vaaarrrk!!" displayed its pubic region by climbing the walls of the cubical. This was its first sign of aggression as it was followed by a series of jumping up and down while simultaneously waving its hands and feet in the air and screaming "vaark u Sri Lankan!!".Due to its ascending aggression I proceeded to do the only sane thing I could think of…… I documented the entire episode with a camera.

The ensuing rampage was a violent one with flying threats and genitalia. Fearing loss of eyesight I threw back King Kong's silky/lacy undergarment. With a flash my eyesight was saved but to my horror KingKong had grabbed an unsuspecting imbecile of a cow. However my fear was not shared for once the cow's rear came into contact with the biped's genitals it seemed strangely calm and content.

This was obviously my queue to leave.... which I did as fast as possible .....

Monday, September 05, 2005

Violated: Pix of King Kong rampage (in panties)

Finally we have the evidence of peeping tom...is that Weekiat's alien?














King Kong climbs the empire state building and gives the middle finger!














Another close up view of the happy king kong...flashing the victory sign to the press














King Kong grabs an unsuspecting victim and gives him the indian special ;)














King Kong unleashed!!! CDG turns on his sharingan and attacks Heshan (the mastermind) while advertising his CK panties..

Violated: The truth revealed!!!

After reading the post, as a concerned resident of Raffles Hall, I couldnt help but to express my honest opinion..

1) Firstly, Weekiat is a quiet boy. He may be very talented in swimming but I doubt he has the brute strength to force Heshan on all fours. In fact, I heard that Heshan has a reputation for making girls cry with his advances...so it is highly unlikely that he would submit to Weekiat so easily...

2) A friend of Neeti actually told me that after that night, Neeti was actually boasting about how she had double the fun and pleasure compared to Sid and Weekiat respectively. It really makes me wonder who the real victim was in Sid's room...

3) And lastly, I need to warn residents of blk 4 regarding a hairy creature called Chewbaka...I actually saw this Chewbaka trying to rip off poor Weekiat's towel when he got out from the washroom! Not only that, this creature also tried to share the same urinal cubicle with Heshan...now that makes more sense since Chewbaka is indeed bigger than Heshan

Concerned blk 4 resident

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Violated Continued !!!

Hall is becoming an increasingly dangerous place to live in. Here is a report of yet another violation.

The Orc violated Neeti Friday night. Neeti, Wee Kiat and Sid were dancing Salsa and drinking in Sid's room. In the guise of dancing salsa The Orc kept getting closer and closer to Neeti. And when he was near enough carnal orc instincts took over and he indulged in some ferocious grinding. All efforts on the part of poor traumatised Neeti to ward of these advances were met by some raucous giggling and further exaggerated pelvic movements.

This begets the question. What ever happened to our beloved Dutchie - the gentle, reserved Wee Kiat of the famous mammary glands? Rumour has it that while partying in Moscow an alien disguised as a boobilicious, blonde Russian kidnapped him and replaced him with this beast with fearsome copulatory tendencies.
SPECIES III anyone...watch out guys.